A guy goes into a bar with an ostrich on his arm. He orders a whiskey sour, and the bartender says,"That will be $3.75 sir!"

The guy looks in his pocket, and gives the man the exact change.

The next night the same thing happens. He's got the ostrich on his arm, orders the same drink for $3.75 and again pulls out the exact change.

The same thing keeps happening day after day, until the bartender finally questions him. "Sir, why is it that ever time you order a drink you pull the exact change out of your pocket?"

"Well," the guy says, "A few years back I found a lamp, I rubbed it and a genie granted me 3 wishes. The first wish was to have whatever I wanted, and the second wish was to have the exact money at the exact time I wanted it."

So the bartender says,"Well then, what's with the ostrich?

"Oh yeh!" the guy says, "I wished for a tall chick with long legs- I guess 2 out of three wasn't bad!