A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few!" he asks. "Not at all" she says.

They chat for an hour and as he stands to leave, he realizes that he ate the entire bowl of peanuts. "I really meant to eat just a few, I am terribly sorry."

"Oh thats all right," she says, "ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!"